Signs that you’re an official college freshman in the US of A

November 11, 2007
  1. Freshman 15 -You gained 15 pounds (around 7 kg) or so
  2. You have a stack of unwashed dishes hidden at a corner of your dorm room
  3. As November sets in you start to stop showering everyday
  4. You can’t imagine a life without Facebook
  5. You look forward to weekends when you can get high on life (and other things)
  6. Sunday is your homework day
  7. You have breakfast at 12 pm on weekends
  8. You gasp when you hear someone says that he or she has an 8 am class
  9. Your life is dictated by the dining hall’s meal times
  10. You do laundry only when you run out of clean underwear or socks

College students are rebels, yo.

Rebels at heart.

One Response to “Signs that you’re an official college freshman in the US of A”

  1. m@nda Says:

    YOU ARE SO CORRECT!!! Part of it involves stealing dishes from the dining hall as well. I don’t do that though. 🙂 I think I have freshman 15. I got a feeling I’m 5 kg heavier.


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